Thursday, October 22, 2009

The Invention of Veganism


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I couldn't decide whether you should classify veganism as an eating disorder or mental illness. Who in their right mind wouldn't eat cake or cheese or cake with cheese melted over top of it?

And...as always...GOOOO PHILLIES!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

One of the silliest articles I've ever read.

How on earth is it a mental illness to take as little part as reasonably practical in the destruction of the environment, to not want to take part in harming others, and to want to live a healthier life, in comparison to eating dead bodies just because they taste nice?

Seems pretty obvious which would be the mental illness if it wasn't socially accepted.

Blister Keaton said...

Article? All I can see is a poorly drawn MS Paint cartoon, but I'll go with your terminology and defend my article.

In my article, I claim that veganism is a clever way to mask one's pre-existing eating disorder on an ideological basis. If you've read my article in full, which I doubt you have, you will see that my article properly articulates several concepts I have read about in articles that have shaped my current worldview (see previous "Ahhhh, Phooey" articles for more insight.)

Now, please...this site is MY soapbox. I'd appreciate it if you would passively dismiss my rantings and ravings rather than commenting, forcing me to read such mongoloidal drivel.

YOU. ARE. WRONG.

Probably ugly too.