Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Extree! Extree! Phillee Turkee is New...ee!


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"Good morning, ladies and gentlemen, and thank you for taking the time to listen to a humble Christian's pitch. Today, for one day only, we have an update of the guaranteed to please Philadelphia Turkey! "

"The brainchild of Dr. Jacob Lambert can do many things, ladies and gentlemen. What's that? Why yes, sir! The Philadelphia Turkey CAN cure your baldness! And you, ma'am, The Philadelphia Turkey CAN get rid of your son's warts. What's that, young man? Can it core a apple? WHY YES IT CAN! Uh-oh...COPPERS!"

Uh, hey, folks. Sorry about that. Earlier this morning my blog was hijacked by traveling salesmen. Unfortunately, The Philadelphia Turkey can't do all the things that man said it could do, but it CAN tickle your funny bone(s).

Check it out here, and don't forget to check out their awesome comics section.

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