Thursday, January 15, 2009

Con te Partirò


As you may or may not know, "President" George W. Bush will be giving his farewell address to the nation tonight in primetime at 8 P.M. eastern time. Let me type that again… "President" George W. Bush will be giving his farewell address to the nation tonight at 8 P.M. eastern time. That's interesting. There's something about typing that sentence that gives me extreme satisfaction bordering on the orgasmic. Let's go through it a little slowly this time…

"President" George W. Bush…will be giving…his farewell sp-- OOOOOOOOOOHHHHAAAAAAUUUUGGGHHHHHHHHH-OOOOHHHH! OOOOOOOOAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGG HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-ooooOOOOOOOooooOOOOOOOooooooooooo AAAAAHHHH!

(Panting) Excuse me…sorry…excuse me a minute.

(Opens package of cigarettes, removes one and lights it)

Mmmm. That's good. That's real good.

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