Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Another Year...Another Heisman...

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Click here for the original Heisman comic I ripped of in this new one.

Two years, two comics, and two Heisman trophies I'll never win.

Here is a list of other childhood dreams of mine that will never come to fruition: hitting a home run in a major league park, becoming an astronaut, being anything other than a cartoonist, being a spy/secret agent, to be able to do even just one pull-up, tying my shoes the right way (not bunny-ears), and, finally, being a respectable and respected human being.


Jeffrey Heinbach said...

1)hitting a home run in a major league park:
You did serve ice cream to a dude who hit seveal
2)becoming an astronaut:
Spaceship Earth
3)being anything but a cartoonist:
Deprecine, Ahhhh, Phooey! Plus, you're a cartoon.
4)being a spy/secret agent:
Eddie Fedora, Private Investigator
5) to be able to do even just one pull-up:
Chin-ups are easier
6)tying my shoes the right way (not bunny-ears)
7) being a respectable and respected human being.
You're on your own

Blister Keaton said...

Haha, great list, but fuck you. Now I have to try to do some of these things.

Looney Moon Cartoons said...

Overall, a great cartoon. But I was disappointed with Rock Stern. I've come to expect better name humor from this cartoon. What about Brock Hardcock, or Rod Zinmpressive.

Blister Keaton said...

What are you talking about?! Rock Stern is an awesome name for a quarterback. Think: What are the two words that describe the great quarterbacks of all time? Men like Bart Starr and Roger Staubach, and the great Johnny Unitas. Strong men. Serious men. Strong. Serious. Rocks are strong. Stern means serious. Rock. Stern. Rock Stern!

Maybe I'm wrong about this one...

After all, there's a first time for everything.