Wednesday, November 5, 2008

AHHHH, PHUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!


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Okay, okay, okay, okay, breathe, breathe, breathe, hoo-hoo-heee, hoo-hoo-heee, okay, okay, okay...okay...okay, I'm alright.

Congratulations to Barack Obama and the Democratic Party. All it took for people to wake the fuck up was an unjust and bloody war, sky-rocketing unemployment, continued increase in violent crimes, and a global economic crisis. We have given you our trust and our hope for a brighter future. We have left you with all the problems of the Bush administration and what is arguably a more danderous and terror-filled world. We have elected you as the 44th President of the United States. Now all you have to do is fix everything. If anyone can inspire the country and the rest of the world, it is you, Mr. Obama.

And now back to our regularly scheduled cynicism...

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