Monday, August 11, 2008

Faux-Gras


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3 comments:

Remington Sumerduck said...

Good Day Mr. Blister Keaton,

Allow me to introduce myself... My name is Remington Summerduck and I am an Upholder of Truths. I am also a Duck. I have found so many discrepancies with your "comics" that I can no longer be silent. This "comic" has also hit very close to home for me. Quack.

I'm curious, did you mean DECEASED instead of DISEASED?

I ask because if you did your research, you'll find that "Foie Gras" is in fact not diseased at all. "Foie Gras" is the fattened liver of a force fed duck. If being fat is now a disease, let's hope it's not contagious. I wouldn't want all those hens to catch it from my fat drake dick.

I'm also curious as to where the "Tofu Gras" pun is? L O L.

Please be more careful in the future for I will be watching.

Sincerely,
Remington Summerduck - Upholder of Truths, Duck, and Patriot.

Blister Keaton said...

How is an abnormally fattened liver not considered diseased? And in case you didn't know, obesity is a disease! And it's contagious!

And if you are a duck, howacome you can type with your things (hands?) And how can tofu grass be a pun...oh, wait...haha, now I get it.

How is an abnormally fattened liver not considered diseased? And in case you didn't know, obesity is a disease! And it's contagious!

...Blister Keaton, Eater of Abnormally-Sized Livers

Remington Summerduck said...

Mr. Keaton,

My "things" that you are refering to are wings and I don't type with my feathers. Duh! I have a very top secret piece of software developed by Macrosoft that converts the various inflections of my quacking into this language you call English. Duh!

Obesity is not a disease, your blg is a disease Mr. Keaton! The insults keep piling up and I am supposed to sit silent while people unknown to me attack. Your blog is a disease Mr. Keaton! You also smell like poop! Calling yourself a blogger when you self-published your blog ruins your credibility. Your blog is a disease Mr. Keaton!

Yours Truly,
...Remington Summerduck, Possessor of an Abnormally-Sized Liver.