Wednesday, July 2, 2008

What an Idiom!


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15 comments:

Refuge said...

Wow, that's exactly how I got my dad to pay for my tickets to go see the Love Guru at the IMAX. Verne Troyer looks bigger on the IMAX.

Sam's Dad said...

So when are you having plastic surgery on the big fucking nose of yours? I'll pay for it.

Sam's Mom said...

Honey stop offering the boy money!

How are we going to afford my prescription dildos?!

Sam's Dad said...

Well honey, we're just going to have to melt all of your worn down dildos together to make new ones.

We're all going to need to make sacrifices so the boy can have a human sized nose.

Sam's Mom said...

Fuck sacrifices! I need a hard, dick shaped object in my life or I'm leaving you!!!

Sam's Dad said...

No please wait! I have an idea that just might save our marriage!

Blister Keaton said...

Good God! Get a hold of yourselves!

This is not the proper forum to have this kind of discussion.

Please continue...

Sam's Mom said...

I'm listening...

Sam's Mom said...

But I swear to God I'll run into the dildo filled arms of Blister Keaton again if your idea doesn't involve me getting stuffed with dildos!

So what's the idea?

Sam's Dad said...

All we have to do is use the left over nose cartilage and nose skin from Sam's plastic surgery to create you the greatest dildo the world has ever seen!

That way our son doesn't look like a freak and you get stuffed.

Sam's Dad said...

What do you think honey?

Honey?

Sam's Mom said...

I love it!

The sooner we get our son's nose in my pussy the better!

I love you!

Sam's Dad said...

I love you too!

Give us a call Sam and we can schedule that appointment to get your new nose!

Blister Keaton said...

Okay, this is for all the Sero family:

Get the fuck off my blog.

Seriously.

Looney Moon Cartoons said...

Was that huge chick really necessary. I mean really. I just lost the erection I got from mainline Margaret's MS Paint titties, and I fear I will never get it back