Wednesday, July 30, 2008

The Real Victim


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I like mine with a double shot of absurdity!

Okay, lets brush off that self-important shit, and get down to why this really happened. Starbucks was cannibalizing its own franchises, and pitting private owners against one another. This type of corporate cannibalization has not been seen since I oversold my own franchise years ago: Cannibal Christian's Carnival of Crazy Cannibal Cupcakes.

2 comments:

Jeffrey Heinbach said...

do you prefer the absurdity foamed or steamed?

Blister Keaton said...

I take steamed foam, actually.

Its big in Brooklyn.